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| Subject: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:02 pm | |
| POST NIYO DITO ANG PINAMALULUPET NYONG PICK-UP LINES AND JOKES PAGANDAHAN TAYO know all kinds of chocolates are sweet.. but nothing can compare 2 d sweetness of my.. L I P S GOODBYE is the most painful word to hear but for me.... it's the best word ever LIKE THIS: . . . . . . . . . . . . . "GOODBYE class! you're dismissed" | |
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:20 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:43 pm | |
| Titser: Verb is an action word. Juan , give me an example.
Juan: 'went' ma'am
Titser: very good! use it in a sentence . ... Juan: maria go went to town .
Titser: Wrong! Kung gagamit ka ng 'went' wala na yung 'go'
Juan: ma'am! ung 'go' po apelyedo yan ni Maria, intindihin mo kasing mabuti,ikaw umupo dito ako magtuturo !
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:17 am | |
| iCECREAM KBA ? ? ? ANG SARAP MU KC DILAAN | |
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:02 am | |
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:32 am | |
| Top 20 funny quotes
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
[5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[18] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[20] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:55 am | |
| "pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo nalang ako"
-electric fan
"hindi lahat ng walang salawal
ay bastos"
-winnie d' pooh
"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad
kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"
-ipis
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:56 am | |
| "Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."
-hipon
"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina
"Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya."
-plema
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:57 am | |
| "Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sau
ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."
-utot
"Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako."
-Bola
"you never know what you have
till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never get it back"
-snatcher
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:58 am | |
| "Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!"
-majinboo
"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV
"hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"
-kili kili
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:00 pm | |
| Sige, batihin mo ako.... Sigeee.....BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette
pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag
Anung kasalanan ko sayo, iniwan m nalang akong duguan...
-Napkin
wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot | |
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:01 pm | |
| Hindi lahat ng hinog, matamis...
-pigsa
Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
-Lego
Punyetang Buhay to! Itlog itlog! Araw2 na lang itlog!
-Brief
Wala naman akong ginawa sa kanya! Hindi na nga ako gumalaw dito.
Ako n nga yun ntapakan, sya pa un galit.. bakit ganun?
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:09 pm | |
| *An apple a day... makes efren bata reyes and ronnie alcano cry everyday.(they have NO TEETH) *Aanhin pa ang damo, kung patay na c diego. *Kapag maiksi ang kumot.. mura lang. *Papunta ka pa lang... cge ingat! *Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, tumatakas *Kapag may usok, may mamamatay na lamok. *Walang matiyagang lalake.. na manligaw sa mukhang binabae. *Kung walang magpapaloko... hindi tatakbo si gloria arroyo. *Ang taong mainggitin, panget. *Behind the clouds, are airplanes. *Ang sakit ng kalingkingan, dapat ipatingin sa doktor. *Pag may usok... bka nsa langit kana! *Magkulang ka na sa magulang... huwag lang magkulang sa tubig habang naghihilamos. *Kapag bukas ang kaban, nakalimutang takpan. *Kapag ang ilog ay tahimik, walang nagsi-swimming. *When all else fails... buti nga bhelat! *Sa larangan ng digmaan.. nakikilala kung sino ang bading. *An apple a day... makes the fruit vendor rich. *Pag may usok, mas maganda ang show dahil may special effects. *Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan sana mga kagalit *Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal... may paltos. *Papunta ka pa lang, ako rin sabay na tayo! *Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, nasa moon. *Habang may buhay... txt tayo! *Kung pukulin ka ng bato.. tinapay ang iganti mo, na may lason! *Ako ang nagtanim, ang nagbayo at nagsaing, saka nang maluto'y iba ang kumain.. bwisit na pusa yan. amf! *Huwag magbilang ng manok, kung duling. *Better late.. than never txting! *Kapag maiksi ang kumot... sa baby ipagamit. *Kapag ang puno mabunga... maraming mapipitas. *Magkulang ka na sa magulang... huwag lang sa pagiisip! *Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, may rayuma! *Ang iyong kakainin, sa kaldero manggagaling. *Tell me who your friends are... and ill tell you who is cute!=) *Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal.. matanda na. *If you cant beat them... i2yak mo nalang. *Ang iyong kakainin, itatae mo rin. *Magbiro kana sa lasing.. wag lng s matsing, dka mage2ts non! *Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, nagtetext. *Ang taong ngigipit.. lahat ng pwedeng utangan kinukulit. *Kapag maiksi ang kumot... cute. *Pag may usok.. kawawa ang may hika! *Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal.. bagong tuli. *Ang taong naglalakad ng matulin... magling sa walkathon. *Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan... adik sa text. *Laging nasa huli, ang pinakamatangkad.
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:13 pm | |
| TEACHER: Lahat tayo nagmula kay adan at eva
STUDENT: Mam, hndi yan 220.. Sbi ng tatay nagmula daw tayo sa unggoy!
TEACHER: iho, hindi natin pinag-uusapan d2 pamilya mo! Week-end Pass Sa Kampo ng Army, gustong humingi ng week-end pass ang Sarhento dahil malapit ng manganak ang asawa niya. Gusto niyang nasa bahay pag oras na ng panganganak. Pumayag naman ang mabagsik na Major.
Sa Kabilang kwarto, nakikinig pala ang wais na Kabo. Pumunta siya sa opisina ng Major para mag paalam din.
Kabo: "Sir, Major", gusto ko rin humingi ng week-end pass." Major: "Corporal, ano naman ang reason mo para bigyan kita ng pass?" "Alam ko, hindi pa naman buntis ang asawa mo." Kabo: "Sir, Major, huwag kayong mag alala dahil sa liggong ito, siguradong buntis din ang Misis ko!" Salawikain Aanhin mo ang marangyang kama na yari sa narra, kung hindi ka naman masaya sa iyong kasama. Mabuti pang mahiga sa damo, kung kasama mo'y magaling kumabayo.....Uumm Sarrapp! | |
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:44 am | |
| Bata:pangit! Pangit! Pangit! Pangit! lalake: sabhn mu pa ulit ako ng pangit papatayn kta! nxt day... bata:pssst! lalake:ano? bata:alam mu na! | |
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| Subject: Re: PICK UP LINES AND JOKES Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:25 pm | |
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